My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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