yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
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