the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
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