So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I spilled a beer on myself, so I went back to my place to change. The city marshall was at my door with a warrant. That beer cost me 760 bucks.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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