On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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