Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
Randomize
