and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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