Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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