That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Randomize
