Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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