Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
Randomize