from now on my penis is your penis
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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