there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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