idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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