I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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