I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
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