***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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