My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
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