she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
He shit in the fireplace
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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