anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
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