Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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