i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
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