you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Randomize
