dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
