what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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