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New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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