He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
She's the barista slut.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
Randomize
