oh god the rape fog is back!
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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