I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Randomize
