i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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