I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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