I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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