don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
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