I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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