how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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