8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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