Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
third nipple confirmed
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
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