Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
BRING THE BAGELS
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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