Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
Randomize
