btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
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