another moral hangover. fuck.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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