Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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