Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
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