he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
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