I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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