she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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