So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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