so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
When did angry sex become our thing?
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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