some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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