that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
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