Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
you never un-have a 4some
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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