You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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