You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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