But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Just woke up wearing a top hat and simpsons boxers. i also found more money in my wallet then what i had before going out, about $1000 more
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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